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Anti chain letter chain letter3/16/2023 ![]() ![]() This letter, please put your head between your knees and say The following protections have automatically been applied to youīecause you have received this letter. ![]() May result from not forwarding a chain letter on the Internet. This letter serves to protect you from any malicious wishes that Just file it into your mailbox and save it. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.Īnd if you still don't believe that by not sending out chain letters you will be killed, sodomized, or file for bankruptcy - this letter is for you. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by the Romans in 5 A.D. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the travelling freak show.ĭo you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? "Ooooh, looky-here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!". I encourage you to cut and paste it and send it to the people who constantly send you chain letters and you want then to stop. This is what I send to people (newbies) who send me chain letters. That other e-mail thread had me digging through my e-mail box to find this goodie. ![]()
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